Just threw up at the table during our Father's Day dinner. And I managed to get quite a bit on dad, so that was nice.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
And regarding bottomless mimosas stopping at 1 pm, there was a chick who drove her car into the back of the bar. Blame that bitch, not you peeing in the koi pond.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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