Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
handjob tips. give me some.
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
On my way home right now. I miss you. let's cuddle. whiskey.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
So. I need to gloat. I couldn't exactly tell my family that I won this game by deep throating.
I hope our bodies realize that workaholics starts tomorrow and will be well enough to handle the hell we are going to put them through. amen.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
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