How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I feel bad for the cleaning lady. All you can smell is latex and Jaegermeister
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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