At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
it glows. i had to have it.
I'm not sure how exactly, but this funeral has turned into a ridiculous night of drinking games
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
How does one chug a beer and swing the bottle at someone in a single motion? This guys a beer ninja man
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth
The cop was standing next to me when I texted "haha" to your phone...didn't realize that he had taken it already...
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