forget your mom, you can see her anytime. A one night stand only happens ONE night.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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