Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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