Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'm going to give blood tomorrow. Prepare yourself for pictures and a cynical poem about the heart and its level of tangibility.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
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