So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
It finally happened. My conscience stopped working. I've never felt so free
Oh no I would never do that to her. But when you're single again let me know. Cheating penis is definitely better than single penis. But she has claws.
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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