I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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