You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
i spent 45 minutes yellng Heather I feel so bad i wanna die and then 45 more yelling I DONT WANNT TO DIE. thats how drunk i was
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sitting in my car feasting on the spoils of Taco Bell as Donna Lewis croons "I love you, always forever." A more perfect moment will never exist.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
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