Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Brightest idea yet: lets drink enough at ladies-drink-free nights to make up for the cost of tampons. Breaking even on having vaginas!
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Randomize
