THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
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Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
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I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
I did a trust fall off the bar and then almost got into a knife fight over a push up competition. Just another Tuesday.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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