oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
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You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
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Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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