Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm drive I can fine osifer
Last night we hooked up in nothing but out UK shirts during half time. Never say I'm not a dedicated fan again.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
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