My sheets look like a crime scene.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
The door opens out but somehow she managed to kick it in..
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
Some people dream of being astronauts others dream of having genitalia that shines like Edward Cullen in the sun
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
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