Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
All I want is dick and wine.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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