sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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