I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
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Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
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