I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
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I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
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I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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