Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Just saw a girl that looks like Michelle Obama and Im strangely aroused by her. Does that make me a democrat?
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Literally passed out while tubing... Boating while hammered is a blast but thank God for life jackets
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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