he just texted me two pictures of his dick. i feel i should rethink whatever vibe im obviously giving out
so is it as big as he says?
he put a tube of toothpaste next to it as a reference. it looks legit
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
It's a bathroom floor kind of morning.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
He said I could pay him back in blow jobs. What's the going rate for those these days?
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Low key that was incredibly dangerous to let me wield a sword at this point in the night
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
Is it unhealthy for me to do shots of pinnacle by myself in my apartment right now? Asking for a friend
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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