I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
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He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
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tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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