Kareoke will never be a sober sport
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
My dick has a subreddit
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.