I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I told my boyfriend my favorite food was strawberry poptarts, now my email inbox is getting spammed with nude pics of him with his dick in a poptart box..
birth control should be required to get into college
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Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
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then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
What's worse: not calling my parents in Dallas to make sure they're alright or not taking shelter to masturbate all over my douchebag roommates clothes?
I worry about you.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets