D3 body, D1 cock
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
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I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
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How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
Whenever I think to myself, "I don't work for a bunch of hours"... It's shot time?
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
That guy has been pretty randomly in and out of my vagina for 4 years...I don't think I'm required to tell him when I'm dating.
Good point.
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
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