I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
These Dirty People Haven’t Told Their SO About Their Kinky Fetish
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
This is Why People Stop Sex Halfway Through
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
Got so drunk last night I kinda sent a super on point sext to his kid sister...say a prayer man
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.