U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
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I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He had me saved in his phone as "Dick Socket". Lets see if I ever fuck him in a bathroom again.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
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You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Hamster emergency. Can u come in here
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.