The worst thing that has ever happened to me happened today. I was taking donations at goodwill and someone donated a clearly used vibrator
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
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yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
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I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
We took a walk on the beach after the bar, he held my hand and kissed me. And then I peed under a lifeguard stand. It was so romantic.
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Thank you for stroking my rage monster tonight.
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