if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
I'm basically sure i was the reason for glitter on his penis
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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