You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
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