About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I don't think child baring hips is a compliment.
I woke up on karas dogs bed. Lets evaluate our lives.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm trying to imagine how upset he was when he realized that he had been cockblocked by a picture of a sloth and I am drawing indescribable pleasure from it.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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