She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
mom and dad are asleep. time to fish my half-full bottle of wine out from under my bed and give this christmas visit a pick-me-up.
"half-full" seems a little optimistic for the turn your night is taking.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
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