And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
don't tell me about being eco-friendly. i just threw up in the same bag i bought my liquor in. RECYCLING
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
The only times girls talk to me at clubs is when they're asking if I'm okay when I'm puking outside. Or if it's a tranny
I'M MAKING HIKING PLANS WITH THE GIRL WHO IS DATING MY EX, THAT IS PERSONAL FUCKING GROWTH
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
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