Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
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She said she was an education major and you replied with "oh I'm taking a semester off too". And we never saw her again...
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
I'm at the perfect height to walk up to the corner of my mom's stove and rest my balls on it. Just thought you'd like to know they're warm.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
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It's like a toaster oven for my penis
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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