Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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