O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
Note to self. Condoms are not microwavable.
Used tampon in my purse. That from you?
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
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You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
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I just found out who gave her jelly shots. You owe me a new mattress.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
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