i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
The front desk girl just had that condescending welcome-home-from-your-walk-of-shame face on
It was probably because you set your bra on the couter while you found your ID...
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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