No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
pretty sure the dicks i sucked were punishment enough
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
From one hot mess to another... Get it together.
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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