Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
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I wiped my mouth this morning with a pine tree branch after I threw up on the side of the road. Tis the season
Time for jim to play the "dont seriously consider pooping in the trash" game
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
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I just wish he'd leave so I can vomit in peace.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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