You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Randomize
