hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
I feel like I need to get rid of the black eyeliner, glitter, and tequila breath before I to that world poverty conference..
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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