just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
As far as drugs go, alcohol has all the elegance and precision of hitting yourself in the head with a hammer.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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