I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He just kept telling me how to do certain things. It was like I was fucking my sex ed teacher
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
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Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
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No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Ate 3 ghost peppers and chased them with Everclear last night. Currently on the toilet cursing the universe and everyone in it.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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