its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I'm worried about how taking care of my mom's dog while being on acid will go.
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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