I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
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being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
What's bad is when she said "what hobo did you steal this dick from?"
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
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I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
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