I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
He waited til after we had sex to tell me he had herpes... Ugh I hate being drunk
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
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