He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
"Wait, who's gun did I have?" Moments when you re-examine your life choices.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
Dude... this pee is not alleged
YOU SAT ON MY LAP!
Wuddup pee lap
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