Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
She can't drink and she can't smoke weed. She might as well be dead to me.
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
She's just so happy...and so naked.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
You tried to get the Waffle House waitress to put a candle in your cheesy hash browns.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Randomize
