Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
She didn't even ask about the dinosaur pinata in my trunk. Like at this point I think these are the things she expects from me
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
there is puke in my bra ... again
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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