jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
I will accept it in the form of tooth necklace but if you have better ideas I am open to suggestions.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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