She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
I'd rather be sodomized with a fullly decorated Christmas tree.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
learned the hard way that breakfast jack daniels is a lot stronger than lunch or dinner jack daniels.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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