butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
We can add pilot to the list of people who's lives I've changed...with my penis.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
Divorce can be hard, but look on the bright side. Your soon to be ex raved about your dick and I’m great with hard things ;-)
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