Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
Doctor said I have sports induced asthma.
Call me old fashioned, but around here we call that "out of shape."
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
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