If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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