This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
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Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
wtf... you literally introduced yourself as "that friend who's going to fuck all your other friends."
I hope you know that means regardless of their gender.
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WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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