I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Just saw your girl from last night... Be embarrassed
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
OH MY GOD IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL, EXCEPT INSTEAD OF FISH THEY ARE FIGHTER PILOTS
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
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